WEAPONIZED
CONVERSATION

Tarn, of the Decepticon Justice Division

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

Unlike you, I don’t take particular joy in causing pain. I’d probably capture him, inject a lethal dose of anesthesia, and take back what is mine.

How… uncreative of you, Pharma. Effective, of course, but so very boring. Don’t you want to see him suffer for the ignominy he inflicted upon you?

I…

I don’t deny he deserves revenge, but…

Oh, but revenge doesn’t have to be violent, Pharma.

Or you could simply watch—I’m sure Vos wouldn’t mind experimenting on a medic.~

….Eugh. Even Ratchet doesn’t deserve what you and your ilk do to mechs.

And yet you didn’t seem to mind condemning every patient at Delphi to slow deactivation.~

I didn’t subject them to needless suffering in the process. I understand how you would be confused over the distinction, however.

Pharma, you’ve no need to lie to me.~ Do you really expect me to simply believe that you couldn’t have engineered a more humane virus? Rusting to death might not be painful, per se, but I’m sure you’re well aware how unsettling or outright terrifying many of your patients undoubtedly found it.

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

Unlike you, I don’t take particular joy in causing pain. I’d probably capture him, inject a lethal dose of anesthesia, and take back what is mine.

How… uncreative of you, Pharma. Effective, of course, but so very boring. Don’t you want to see him suffer for the ignominy he inflicted upon you?

I…

I don’t deny he deserves revenge, but…

Oh, but revenge doesn’t have to be violent, Pharma.

Or you could simply watch—I’m sure Vos wouldn’t mind experimenting on a medic.~

….Eugh. Even Ratchet doesn’t deserve what you and your ilk do to mechs.

And yet you didn’t seem to mind condemning every patient at Delphi to slow deactivation.~

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

Now, now, Pharma, I can’t simply offer up a loyal Decepticon’s hands purely because an ex-Autobot misses his. If it’s any comfort, however, I’m certain we’ll eventually have to add a medic or two to the List, or perhaps we’ll happen across an unfortunate Autobot medic.

But until then…

I’ll eagerly await in that case, and be a good little ex-autobot.

I’m sure I won’t come to regret having saved you, in that case.~

There is, of course, always the possibility that tracking Deadlock will lead us to some of his precious Autobots—perhaps the medic who currently possesses your hands will be among them. Tell me, Pharma, how might you exact your revenge, hmm?

Unlike you, I don’t take particular joy in causing pain. I’d probably capture him, inject a lethal dose of anesthesia, and take back what is mine.

How… uncreative of you, Pharma. Effective, of course, but so very boring. Don’t you want to see him suffer for the ignominy he inflicted upon you?

I…

I don’t deny he deserves revenge, but…

Oh, but revenge doesn’t have to be violent, Pharma.

Or you could simply watch—I’m sure Vos wouldn’t mind experimenting on a medic.~

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

Now, now, Pharma, I can’t simply offer up a loyal Decepticon’s hands purely because an ex-Autobot misses his. If it’s any comfort, however, I’m certain we’ll eventually have to add a medic or two to the List, or perhaps we’ll happen across an unfortunate Autobot medic.

But until then…

I’ll eagerly await in that case, and be a good little ex-autobot.

I’m sure I won’t come to regret having saved you, in that case.~

There is, of course, always the possibility that tracking Deadlock will lead us to some of his precious Autobots—perhaps the medic who currently possesses your hands will be among them. Tell me, Pharma, how might you exact your revenge, hmm?

Unlike you, I don’t take particular joy in causing pain. I’d probably capture him, inject a lethal dose of anesthesia, and take back what is mine.

How… uncreative of you, Pharma. Effective, of course, but so very boring. Don’t you want to see him suffer for the ignominy he inflicted upon you?

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

It is also quite impossible to replicate transformation cogs, but you seemed to have no trouble finding a way around that.

Well, with such a willing and eager supplier, why should I have had problems?~ And, of course, a transformation cog is simply a transformation cog. Quite unlike the legendary hands you so unfortunately no longer possess.~

Don’t you kill mechs for a living? Surely you come across medics you intended to eliminate regardless. Or do you simply delight in my suffering?

Now, now, Pharma, I can’t simply offer up a loyal Decepticon’s hands purely because an ex-Autobot misses his. If it’s any comfort, however, I’m certain we’ll eventually have to add a medic or two to the List, or perhaps we’ll happen across an unfortunate Autobot medic.

But until then…

I’ll eagerly await in that case, and be a good little ex-autobot.

I’m sure I won’t come to regret having saved you, in that case.~

There is, of course, always the possibility that tracking Deadlock will lead us to some of his precious Autobots—perhaps the medic who currently possesses your hands will be among them. Tell me, Pharma, how might you exact your revenge, hmm?

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

And whose fault is that? Your medic was in charge of repairing me.

Pharma, Pharma, you know better than anyone the simple impossibility of replicating your original hands. If anything, the fault is yours for having lost them in the first place, don’t you agree?

It is also quite impossible to replicate transformation cogs, but you seemed to have no trouble finding a way around that.

Well, with such a willing and eager supplier, why should I have had problems?~ And, of course, a transformation cog is simply a transformation cog. Quite unlike the legendary hands you so unfortunately no longer possess.~

Don’t you kill mechs for a living? Surely you come across medics you intended to eliminate regardless. Or do you simply delight in my suffering?

Now, now, Pharma, I can’t simply offer up a loyal Decepticon’s hands purely because an ex-Autobot misses his. If it’s any comfort, however, I’m certain we’ll eventually have to add a medic or two to the List, or perhaps we’ll happen across an unfortunate Autobot medic.

But until then…

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

Just as you should have known blatantly insulting my professional capabilities would not elicit any kind sentiments.

I wasn’t aware you were capable of offering kind sentiments, Pharma. And as far as your… “professional capabilities” are concerned… Well. *laughs* They’re not much to speak of anymore, now are they?~

And whose fault is that? Your medic was in charge of repairing me.

Pharma, Pharma, you know better than anyone the simple impossibility of replicating your original hands. If anything, the fault is yours for having lost them in the first place, don’t you agree?

It is also quite impossible to replicate transformation cogs, but you seemed to have no trouble finding a way around that.

Well, with such a willing and eager supplier, why should I have had problems?~ And, of course, a transformation cog is simply a transformation cog. Quite unlike the legendary hands you so unfortunately no longer possess.~

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks said: Aren’t you also an ex-/surgeon/, Pharma?~

If I wanted your opinion, I would have attempted to leave my “approved area” and set off your ship’s alarms.

Oh, but that would have hardly gotten you just my opinion, and I’m sure you’re well aware of that by now.~ 

Just as you should have known blatantly insulting my professional capabilities would not elicit any kind sentiments.

I wasn’t aware you were capable of offering kind sentiments, Pharma. And as far as your… “professional capabilities” are concerned… Well. *laughs* They’re not much to speak of anymore, now are they?~

And whose fault is that? Your medic was in charge of repairing me.

Pharma, Pharma, you know better than anyone the simple impossibility of replicating your original hands. If anything, the fault is yours for having lost them in the first place, don’t you agree?

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks:

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks said: Aren’t you also an ex-/surgeon/, Pharma?~

If I wanted your opinion, I would have attempted to leave my “approved area” and set off your ship’s alarms.

Oh, but that would have hardly gotten you just my opinion, and I’m sure you’re well aware of that by now.~ 

Just as you should have known blatantly insulting my professional capabilities would not elicit any kind sentiments.

I wasn’t aware you were capable of offering kind sentiments, Pharma. And as far as your… “professional capabilities" are concerned… Well. *laughs* They’re not much to speak of anymore, now are they?~

pharmadynia:

thevoiceofdesolatesparks said: Aren’t you also an ex-/surgeon/, Pharma?~

If I wanted your opinion, I would have attempted to leave my “approved area” and set off your ship’s alarms.

Oh, but that would have hardly gotten you just my opinion, and I’m sure you’re well aware of that by now.~