WEAPONIZED
CONVERSATION

Tarn, of the Decepticon Justice Division

destructiondistracts asked: Hey, eh Tarn right, the guy who can kill mechs by talking to them which is kind of cool, hehe, eh, do you have like a ship? I mean sure Runamuck heard about that tunnel and space elevator and stuff, but uh,... if you have a ship that we could borrow eh, could you like send it to us or something?

Oh, I’ve certainly got a ship. The true point of contention here is whether or not you’re possessed of an adequate explanation for why you’re so terribly far from the main contingent of Decepticons. You wouldn’t possibly be deserters, would you?

  1. destructiondistracts said: Eh? No, no? We’re not deserts! We are Decepticons! The battlechargers! We come when Megatron wants something wrecked, blown up or demolished! The others just sort of left us on that dirtball called earth.
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